To cure different ailments in Two Point Hospital, you’ll need to do research. As you progress through the game, you’ll continue to discover more diseases and will have to conduct research on them to be able to cure them effectively. In this guide, we’ll go over everything you need to know about treating different illnesses in Two Point Hospital.
Two Point Hospital Illnesses
It’s also important to know about different patients’ diagnostic paths by clicking on them. Different patients have a varying degree of diagnostic paths. While one patient may only need to visit one department, the other one might need to visit two or three departments before being cured.
Illness | Diagnostic Room | Cost | Required Staff |
Verbal Diarrhoea | Pharmacy | $6,000 | Nurse |
Misery Guts | Pharmacy | $7,000 | Nurse |
Bed Face | Ward | $5,000 | Nurse |
Litter Bug | Injection Room | $7,000 | Nurse |
Lycanthropy | Pharmacy | $9,000 | Nurse |
Monobrow | Ward | $8,000 | Nurse |
Shock Horror | Shock Clinic | $11,000 | N/A |
Light Headed | De Lux Clinic | $8,000 | Doctor |
Humerus Injury | Fracture Ward | $6,000 | Nurse |
Grout | Pharmacy | $6,000 | Nurse |
Lazy Bones | Ward | $6,000 | Nurse |
Grey Anatomy | Chromatherapy | $10,000 | Doctor |
Clamp | Pharmacy | $6,000 | Nurse |
Premature Mummification | Cryptology | $12,000 | Doctor |
8-Bitten | Resolution Lab | $11,000 | N/A |
Boggled Mind | Psychiatry | $6,000 | Doctor |
Spontaneous Combustion | Injection Room | $10,000 | N/A |
Decision Rash | Injection Room | $8,000 | Nurse |
Night Fever | Psychiatry | $8,000 | Doctor |
Animal Magnetism | 4 x 4 Room | $10,000 | Trained Nurse |
Boggled Ming | GP Office and Psychiatry | $9,000 | N/A |
Broken Face | Fracture Ward | $8,000 | Nurse |
Cross Bones | Fracture Ward | $9,000 | Nurse |
Cubism | Recurvery Room | $12,000 | Doctor |
Emperor Clothes | Psychiatry | $10,000 | N/A |
Floppy Discs | Surgery | $21,000 | Doctor |
Grout | Pharmacy | $6,000 | Nurse |
Heart Throb | Surgery | $23,000 | Doctor |
Hurty Leg | Fracture Ward | $7,000 | Nurse |
Inflated Ego | Psychiatry | $8,000 | Doctor |
Jazz Hands | Ward | $10,000 | Nurse |
Jest Infection | Clown Clinic | $9,000 | Doctor |
Mime Crisis | Psychiatry | $7,000 | Doctor with Psychiatry Specialization |
Mock Star | Psychiatry | $5,000 | Doctor |
Mood Poisoning | Injection Room | $5,000 | Doctor |
Mucky Feet | Ward | $9,000 | Nurse |
Pandemic | Pans Lab | $8,500 | Doctor |
Pipe Organs | Surgery | $22,000 | Doctor |
Portishead | Ward | $7,000 | Nurse |
Potty Mouth | Pharmacy | $9,600 | Nurse |
Pudding Blood | Injection Room | $9,000 | Nurse |
Rock Bottom | Injection Room | $6,000 | Nurse |
Shattered | Fracture Ward | $10,000 | Doctor |
Spinal Bap | Surgery | $20,000 | Doctor, Nurse |
Touch of Midas | Surgery | $14,000 | Doctor |
Turtle Head | Head Office | $11,000 | Doctor |
Verbal Diarrhoea | Pharmacy | $6,000 | Nurse |
Leopard Skin | DNA Lab | $12,000 | Doctor |
Denim Genes | DNA Lab | $10,000 | Doctor |
Jumbo DNA | DNA Lab | $13,000 | Doctor |
This is how you can cure all the different illnesses in Two Point Hospital. For more help on the game, be sure to check out our Two Point Hospital Wiki guides.